re:vanity
I really hate doing this but I need help. I require hair maintenance. Desperately. I can't make eye contact with anyone because my vision is obscured.....with HAIR. I also haven't gotten my hair cut in at least a year, due mainly to
a) psoriasis and thusly = embarrassment
b)i don't trust anyone except hillary ellis to cut my hair, and unfortunately, I live about sixty million miles away from the lovely lady at the moment.
I am thinking of something like this:



yeah i know it's really hipstery, but it's also really short, badass, and seems low maintenance which is fine.

I also looooooooooooorve this one, but it would take panache and I don't think it would go with my weirdo heart-face:


or maybe I should get this one



and magically become a 40 years old loose housewife! HAHAH AAUGHH

for reference, this is what my "hairstyle" looks like now - aka, Poor.



this was taken last night. that's me with the gesticulating and shitty bangs.

Good Idea/Bad Idea?



any and all good-natured humouring/criticism is appreciated.